The surgeon
told his patient that woke up after having been operated:
"I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again.
Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you."
"Well, if it's just because of them, I'd rather pay for
them if you just leave me alone."
The
doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks."
"And did he?"
"Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
