| Ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal
yaad aa gayi!.
Category: Funny SMS
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.
Category: Funny SMS
Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey
chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe
14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.
Category: Funny SMS
Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum
milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha
chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
Category: Funny SMS
Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!
Category: Funny SMS
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