| Master: Mein
tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
Category: Funny SMS
Baari barsi khatan geya si,
Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot",
Tusi ta sute e reh gaye,
tuhadi "Pappi" ley geya Bhoot!!
Category: Funny SMS
Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri
lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade
hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran
di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan."
Category: Funny SMS
Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho
gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda,
main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.
Category: Funny SMS
Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi
main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.
Category: Funny SMS
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