| What is the
difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive
side!
 Its
funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and
"arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang
himself" or "shoot himself".
Why do men chase women they have no intention
of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention
of driving.
Wife
: Honey ...... What are You Looking for ? Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate
4 an hour ...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
If your wife wants to learn to drive,
don't stand in her way.
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