| Behind every
great man,
there is a surprised woman
 Some
people kiss with both eyes closed. Too bad they marry the
same way.
The reason men lie is because women ask so
many questions.
A
Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble
you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied,
"Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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