| When a man steals
your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep
her.
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to
interrupt her.
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I
got myself two girlfriends.
A
man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to
report it since the thief was spending much less than his
wife did.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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