| Santa waiting
at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No
more, no more
Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.
Category: Santa Banta SMS
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
Category: Santa Banta SMS
Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
Category: Santa Banta SMS
Banta to petrolpumpwala: Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol'
is a fraud. Pumpwala: It's not fraud sir. Ask your wife, she
has already won 9 times.
Category: Santa Banta SMS
A kid wrote to Santa Claus: Send me a brother
Santa wrote back: Send me your mother.
Category: Santa Banta SMS
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