| Banta: Did you
have a chance 2 sleep with my wife?
Santa: What are you saying? I’d never even think about
such thing.
Banta: you might want to. She’s much better then yours.
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Banta to a Doctor : I have diarrhoea & it wont go away.
Doctor: Did you try using a lemon?
Banta: Yes I did. When I remove it, it starts again.
Category: Santa Banta SMS
Jeeto was about to give birth to a baby.
Santa: If it looks like you, it would be great.
Jeeto: If it looks like you, it would be a miracle.
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Santa touched Jeeto's boobs and sung: Piyo glass full doodh,
wonderful doodh.
Jeeto touched his penis and said: Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!
Category: Santa Banta SMS
Santa: Oye Banta don't marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?
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