| Petrol ke rate
badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle
bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
Category: Santa Banta SMS
Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
Category: Santa Banta SMS
Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene
hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye
ne.
Category: Santa Banta SMS
Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho
gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda,
main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda
Category: Santa Banta SMS
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided
to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji,
tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3
si, par hun 4 ho gaye."
Category: Santa Banta SMS
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