| TEACHER : "Can
anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
same day, same time."
TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his
father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you
know why his father didn't punish him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
TEACHER
: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green
and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just
like that at home.
TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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