| TEACHER : PAPPU,
your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same
as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher
A little girl was talking to her teacher
about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale
to swallow a human because even though it was a very large
mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow
a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask
Jonah". The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went
to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask
him".
A
Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children
while they were drawing.
She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently,
she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God
looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the
girl replied, "They will in a minute."
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother
do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that
her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out
in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why
are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something
wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while
and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs
are white?"
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